SLUTTACULAR!

Heyy :) really like your profile hope to talk more to be honest I skipped ur page and something told me to go back and after reading your page I see y i like your summury bout yourself im the same way I have dreams to and feel its my place to inspife ppl

I dont normaly say hey whats up more like hey im [name] hopefully i will get to talk to u and put some more of those beautiful smiles on ur face

I have viewed your profile several times and seem to be attracted to it. I just ended a 15 year marriage this year due to her cheating on me for the last three years. Not that this is why I am here but was wondering why she wouldn’t have sex with me for almost three years. I have decided to move on with my life and attempt to meet someone else. I have been out of the dating field for so long it all seems new to me. I would like to get to know you a little better.

Message me back and feel free to ask me anything,

you had me at curvy bisexual that’s sarcastic. ^_~

Hey there my gf and I are looking for new bi friends… We are only a short drive from you and think you’re cute…

Hi great pics you look cute and have great style. We are looking for fun girl to come chill with me and my hubby. party and have fun , we need a beach friend if you like to chill with us sexy and have some fun hit us back hope to hear soon ;)

I don’t think she (they?) remember they sent me a similar message a while back…oi

Hello, I’m gonna start by saying that you are very beautiful!! :D Then I’m gonna go on to say, i read your profile, and me any u are very different people.. i cant find many things that we have in common, yet…. i find myself attracted to you… lol, well its your choice to message me back or not, so if you’re interested please message me back! :)

(tl;dr for some, I’m sure, so I’ll post my highlights at the bottom.)

thespian- I want to say your the most interesting person I have seen on this site in a long time. You call yourself a huge nerd, so from one nerd to another, we rule the earth. In the 80’s jocks vs. Nerds seemed to be the eternal struggle but guess who won. WE DID! Now no one can live without a computer. Understanding hit dice is considered comically sexy. Yeah I went there. Nerds all grew up and became rich. All those quirky fashion trends are now geek shiek and formed a new class of sub human known as the hipster. LoL!
I think you sound like my type of person. You know what book is and your not afraid of it. I noticed Hemmingway was on your list of reads. I wrote my thesis on Old Man and the Sea. Comics are fun and the rest of the country is definitely catching up with all the comic book movies. I play video games a good bit; and I wish I still had friends who could sit down for me to run a D&D game. We talk about playing but never can get the players. Its a shame really. I love being out and about doing quirky stuff and I am always geeking it up in some way. Most recently I am hunting someone to go see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter with me this weekend. The book was a hilarious great read.
Anyway, I think your gorgeous both inside and out, I hope we can get to become friends. As I have said before you my type of person. Hit me up. Oh sorry my name is Nick.

Sluttacular’s Highlights:

• “Understanding hit dice is considered comically sexy. Yeah I went there.”
• “Shiek” ≠ “Chic”
• You are 31, you wrote your thesis on Old Man and the Sea, and you can’t even spell Hemingway’s name correctly, differentiate between you’re and your, or properly use a semi-colon.
• “Oh sorry my name is Nick.” Rather than going back and editing it before sending it. Okay.

ALL THE AWARDS.

Salutations and other such phrases, M’lady! How goes it?